Issue603
After a sequence of investigations and science stuff happening, the DoctorCops finally gets a location on BONING! They drive out to his desert drug baby base to arrest him!
Jenny: Give it up, Boning. You’re under arrest for drug trafficking, murder, and baby boning. We’ve got you cornered and outnumbered.
Boning talks in a spanish accent and he sometimes says things in spanish to add some flavor and believability to the character. That always works! Also it’s scary. (seriously read his lines in a thick spanish accent to get a feel for it!)
BONING: You come out here? To my home? You throw these accusations at me and then you want to take my babies, Chicka?
Jenny: Your babies? You bone your own babies?
Dick: Son of a bitch!
BONING: You have no right to tell me how to raise my children, guindilla! No one takes down BONING!
Dick: Hands in the air, Boning! Don’t get any ideas!
BONING: It is you who has no idea, Bendejo! (He draws his gun and a shoot out ensues!)
BANG BANG BANG! (The shoot out is so awesome.)
BONING: No! Stop firing! The drugs have been unattended too long! They will explode!
Jenny: Turn yourself over, Boning!
BONING: NEVER!
Jess: Wait! There are babies in there! They have to be our priority!
Jenny: NO! We can’t let Boning escape!
Jess: Solomon! Do something! Don’t let her do this!
Solomon: I…I…
BONING: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, PIGS!
Jenny and Boning resume shooting at each other.
Jess: DICK! STOP HER!
Dick nods and rushes Jenny, tackling her. But it is too late…
The drugs…and the babies…explode! Everyone is scattered and coughing on the ground as the smoke rises from Bonings drug baby base.
Dick: Son of a ::cough:: bitch.
Boning is face down, but breathing. Jenny crawls toward her gun.
Solomon attempts to help Jess up.
Solomon: Jess? Are you okay? (He reaches down for her.)
She pushes him away.
Jess: Get the hell away from me, Solomon Slick!
Jenny grabs her gun. Dick clocks her right on the head! She passes out. Dick walks over to Boning with his handcuffs.
Boning: All those babies….all those drugs….(He starts to cry…. About the drugs.)
Dick: You have the right to remain silent! (He knocks Boning out!)
CUT TO COMMERCIAL…
MAXmail
Romeo: Wow, thanks Max!
Victoria: You are really going to let this happen?
Max: Hell the fuck yes I am!
Victoria: Max. We need to talk.
Romeo: I don't get it Victoria. You are usually so nice to me. Why don't you like this episode? :(
Max: Yeah, Victoria. Why don't you like this episode?
Victoria: Ugh.
Victoria: Boning means sex, Walter.
Romeo: :O
Max: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man. Awesome.