Issue604
Dick: (talking to someone behind bars)…And you can stay there until the DEAD decides what to do with you.
Jenny: Oh just wait to see what they do with YOU, essay! You think you can do this to me? You got another thing coming, bendejo!
Dick: You were reckless, you attempted to execute a prisoner, and you were responsible for the deaths of several drug babies. We’ll be extremely lucky if your actions don’t compromise our entire case against Boning.
Jenny: You got no jurisdiction over me! I’m a D.E.A.D. Agent! Just wait until your superior officer hears about this!
(…)
Solomon: Sign the papers, Bitch.
Elsewhere, Jess waits for the elevator…
Jess: Intern Officer.
Johnny: Detective Doctor.
Later…
Hey everybody! Hope you all enjoyed episode 6 of DoctorCops M.D.! I want to take a moment to apologize for my frequent delays recently…..I apologize for my frequent delays recently. There. Anyway! The reason for the delays is a good one! I have been working on a comic book for print. It is not Doctorcops related, nor is it a comedy, but it IS super mega awesome! It is called Potential and you can take a look at my Kickstarter page for it here. Kickstarter, if you don’t already know about it, is a pretty sweet place for artists and creative people to get funding for their creative projects. It’s not asking for donations! It is sort of like paying for a product before it is completed. So if you like Doctorcops, and you have faith in me to create something awesome, then you can go buy my comic book before its made thus making its completion possible in the first place! Its a pretty great process if you ask me, and I’ve got some pretty cool rewards up there. In addition to those rewards, anyone who is a fan of Doctorcops on facebook and becomes a backer for Potential, will get a super sweet additional reward that is Doctorcops related! I have some printed Episode 1 preview comics which I will sign, and also some shutter shades! Depending on the level of interest I may even print up some Doctorcops posters. So please take a look at the page and help me get Potential into print!
Thanks!
Love,
Andrew.
MAXmail
Max: HaHA! He TOLD that Bitch.
Victoria: Sigh.
Romeo: :D
Max: If the rest of your episodes are like this one, Walter, I may actually come to enjoy this show.
Romeo: Aw man! Awesome! How can I do it like this again?
Max: Add more tongue in cheek shit about boning babies and some more bitches gettin told and other terrible shit. Thats what I like.
Victoria: Don't listen to him, Walter. Continue writing as you always have. We will fix the "Boning problem."
Romeo: Ok!
Max: You are no fun.