Episode 5
Leuitenant Moses Mandrake addresses Detective Doctor Dick Dynamite and Sargent Surgeon Solomon Slick: “A’ight y’all, listen up. Theres been a break out on Space Jail.”
Solomon: OH NO! Not Space Jail.
Moses: Yeah. Space Jail. It’s pretty bad. We need the two baddest dudes on the planet to bust in there and put a stop to the riots. Are you two dudes bad enough?
Dick: Ain’t nobody badder.
Their space ship goes up to space jail.
Solomon: Hey Dick, Isn’t Victor Steam locked up in here?
Victor: Well if it ain’t Detective Doctor Dick Dynamite.
Dick: Speak o’ the devil.
Fred Durst: Yo! It’s a couple of Cops come up to Space Jail! Get em!
Then there is a big shoot out and Solomon is wounded, but Dick and Solomon get away and hide out somewhere on SPACEJAIL! Meanwhile: Victor Steam talks with the Riot leader: Fred Durst.
Fred Durst: What gives, Steam? You had em- why didn’t you finish the job?
Victor: I ain’t a murderer, I’m a street racer.
Fred Durst: You best get used to it, Steam, when we crash this SPACE JAIL into earth theres gonna be blood. Lots of blood.
Victor: You’re a maniac!
Fred Durst: Damn right I’m a maniac! You better watch your back! Don’t’cha know I pack a chainsaw, I’ll skin your ass raw!
Dick: We have to stop them!
Solomon: Leave me Dick, I’m no use to you now.
Dick: I NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND, SLICK!
Solomon (bleeding heavily): Dick…Dick listen to me…I’m…I’m sorry…
Dick: DON’T YOU GIVE UP ON ME NOW, SLICK!
Solomon: I’m sorry, Dick. It’s all my fault. The murderraper…I wasn’t…focused enough…I’m sorry, Dick. I never meant… (He trails off.)
Dick: Damnit, Slick! Hang in there! We gotta get off this SPACE JAIL!
Dick goes looking for Fred Durst and Victor Steam. There is all kinds of prisoners in his way but he fights through them! There are so many bullets and explosions it is so awesome. This one time Dick runs out of bullets and just starts punching bad guys in slow motion. Some of them even get shot into space and their heads explode. It is the coolest thing.
Dick confronts Fred Durst and Victor Steam, but they’ve kidnapped Solomon!
Fred Durst: I’m gonna kill your partner, Dynamite!
Victor looks uneasy.
Dick looks at Solomon, he is unconscious.
Dick: He’s not my partner. He’s my friend!
Fred Durst: Ha ha ha ha! Even better! I’m gonna crash this SPACE JAIL right into the white house for no reason! I am a real bad dude! Come on, Victor. Kill this DoctorCop!
Victor: No!
Fred Durst: What did you say? Fine then! I’ll do it myself.
Victor: I. HAVE HAD. ENOUGH. OF YOU! (He grabs Fred Durst and jumps into the airlock.)
Dick: Victor, no! It doesn’t have to be this way!
Victor: Yes it does, Dick. I’ve been a bad man. I know that now. Consider this…MY REDEMPTION! (he releases the airlock.)
Dick: NOOOOO!!!!
Then Dick escapes SPACE JAIL! The space pod has medical supplies in it and he can heal Solomon.
Solomon: Dick…when I was…did you say…that we…are…
Dick: You were hallucinating, Slick. Now be quiet, you need your rest.
The camera zooms out of the space pod and we see SPACE JAIL in the back ground just as it EXPLODES!
The End.