Doctor Cops

Max: They are going to play good cop/bad cop now? Really? Is every interaction in this shitty series going to reveal your barely elementary level of understanding of police/medical procedure? I bet no one is even going to have an interesting or mysterious condition in Doctorcops, are they? Its just gonna be gunshots or made up bullshit like fucking hand cancer. God damnit. No one will even notice. They will see explosions, action, and big tits only barely concealed by skin tight skimpy fucking lab coats. Most of the time my job is to take a script and remove all of the complicated content to dumb it down for the average dumb ass American viewer, but you do my job for me. I should like you for that, Walter. But I don't. Because you are the perfect product of a generation of morons. A generation that I helped to create. You grew up on the bullshit television that my peers and I have produced and your intelligence has suffered because of it. I hate you because I am responsible for your de-evolution. Get the fuck up off your fat, dumb ass, go outside, and make some fucking friends. Play a game or some shit. Just go run in a circle and chase butterflies for christ sake. Anything! Fuck. ....I'm gonna make so much money off your dumb ass. And in the process I will continue to make America dumber. I'm trying to decide whether or not I really care. Well. It feels good to get all that off my chest. ...Yeah no way I'm hitting send on this one.

Romeo: Sooooo...anything to say on this one? I notice you haven't been saying as much recently?

Max: Don't try to force discussion out of me, Walter. Don't forget how fucking lucky you are to have even gotten this far. No. I don't have anything to say about this particular page. When I have something to say I will say it. Pull this shit again and we're done. These shows are a dime a fucking dozen.

Romeo: Oh. Um. I'm sorry. :(