Issue5
BONUS COMIC! That’s right, its a bonus comic. Lucky you. In fact. I think we will be seeing many bonus comics from now on. Like. So many bonus comics. We will have ALL the bonus comics. From now on comics will be posted on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. And, you know, I initially said only on mondays and fridays. So thats like. Totally a bonus comic. EVERY WEEK! That is so much Bonus! You are a lucky lucky reader. Lucky you. I hope you enjoyed this bonus comic. Stop back in on friday for the normally scheduled friday comic- and of course don’t forget Mondays normally scheduled comic- and then on wednesday? BOOOONUUUUS!!!
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Andrew
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↓ Transcript
Max: I won't even bother discussing the futuristic bullshit hologram screen. It's been mentioned. It's bullshit. Let's move on.
Hand cancer? Do you not know what cancer is or how it works? What the hell does it even mean to give someone cancer? You can't do that. That's not how it works. Unless the attacker had a goddamned radiation gun or some bullshit like that. I've read ahead. So I know what you have coming. And let me just say- I WISH it was a goddamned radiation gun.
Romeo: What about the dramatic red text? Do you like that????????
Max: How many fucking question marks do you need to type out? Is that supposed to show me how excited you are? Cause I know you're excited. We've established this. You don't have to be so fucking annoying about it.
Romeo: :(
Hand cancer? Do you not know what cancer is or how it works? What the hell does it even mean to give someone cancer? You can't do that. That's not how it works. Unless the attacker had a goddamned radiation gun or some bullshit like that. I've read ahead. So I know what you have coming. And let me just say- I WISH it was a goddamned radiation gun.
Romeo: What about the dramatic red text? Do you like that????????
Max: How many fucking question marks do you need to type out? Is that supposed to show me how excited you are? Cause I know you're excited. We've established this. You don't have to be so fucking annoying about it.
Romeo: :(