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Max: Wow. Just...just wow. I assumed that the usual costumes for Doctorcops would be: Coat, stethoscope, pants. I see now that I was wrong. Not even pants can be expected. Why the hell is she not wearing pants?
Romeo: Cause its sexy! Just like the no shirt policy! Except, you know, she's Jessica Alba. She only wears pants in half her appearances anyway- why should DoctorCops be on the boring half?
Max: Because she is a crime scene investigator and apparently the designated lab expert. You realize this character would have to have about ten years of education plus years of experience in the field to even hope to get the massively fictional position of DoctorCop lab expert? And she chooses to wear panties on the job. Fantastic.
Romeo: They aren't panties! It is a bathing suit.
Max: And that somehow makes it better? That might make even less sense. I'm honestly not sure. Wait a second. I just realized. Her character name is Jess. Is Jessica Alba playing a character named Jessica?
Romeo: Yes! She is playing the role of Detective Doctor Jessica Alba.
Max: God Damnit, Walter. God. Damnit.
Romeo: Cause its sexy! Just like the no shirt policy! Except, you know, she's Jessica Alba. She only wears pants in half her appearances anyway- why should DoctorCops be on the boring half?
Max: Because she is a crime scene investigator and apparently the designated lab expert. You realize this character would have to have about ten years of education plus years of experience in the field to even hope to get the massively fictional position of DoctorCop lab expert? And she chooses to wear panties on the job. Fantastic.
Romeo: They aren't panties! It is a bathing suit.
Max: And that somehow makes it better? That might make even less sense. I'm honestly not sure. Wait a second. I just realized. Her character name is Jess. Is Jessica Alba playing a character named Jessica?
Romeo: Yes! She is playing the role of Detective Doctor Jessica Alba.
Max: God Damnit, Walter. God. Damnit.