Issue413
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Max: An intense rooftop chase and shootout. So Walter, how many innocent bystanders were injured in this scene?
Walter: What?
Max: You know, from all the stray bullets? There has to be a lot of civilian casualties, right? They aren't hitting each other with all those bullets.
Walter: OMG! I never thought about that! There are crazy shoot outs in, like, everything! And no one gets hit. Huh.
Max: I...I just taught you something about sloppy writing.
Walter: You did! Thanks, Max! I am going to be such a great writer thanks to you!
Max: Fuckin dammit.
Walter: What?
Max: You know, from all the stray bullets? There has to be a lot of civilian casualties, right? They aren't hitting each other with all those bullets.
Walter: OMG! I never thought about that! There are crazy shoot outs in, like, everything! And no one gets hit. Huh.
Max: I...I just taught you something about sloppy writing.
Walter: You did! Thanks, Max! I am going to be such a great writer thanks to you!
Max: Fuckin dammit.