Issue407
MAXmail
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Max: Hoo boy, are we gonna get to witness a renegade cop story? Of course we are- you don't just throw around phrases like "loose cannon" without then delivering some sweet bad ass off the chain cop heroics with explosions and bullets and Nick Cage badassery! Shit yeah am I excited for this! You sure know how to get the adrenaline pumping, Walter!
Romeo: I'm...i'm not entirely sure if you are being serious or not.
Max: Not serious? How could I not be serious? I just told you I was in the mood for some intense berating and then you offer up this killer scene that I have totally not seen a thousand times before and I instead offer praise. Does that not sound like me?
Romeo: This is making me uncomfortable.
Max: Uncomfortable? Walter. I am just taking this opportunity to tell you how motherfucking incredible you are! This writing is suburb. Stephanie Meyer herself would be jealous of your superior poetry!
Romeo: Wow! Stephanie Meyer! You really think so? She is one of my heroes!
Max: Oh my god you're serious. You are the most gullible little idiot I have ever had the pleasure of working with, Walter. Lets not even get into your awful, awful tastes in entertainment.
Romeo:....You know, Max. I contacted you in the first place because I am a big fan of yours.
Max: Well, fuck. Now I'm depressed.
Romeo: I also really like Jeph Loeb.
Max: Fuck you.
Romeo: I'm...i'm not entirely sure if you are being serious or not.
Max: Not serious? How could I not be serious? I just told you I was in the mood for some intense berating and then you offer up this killer scene that I have totally not seen a thousand times before and I instead offer praise. Does that not sound like me?
Romeo: This is making me uncomfortable.
Max: Uncomfortable? Walter. I am just taking this opportunity to tell you how motherfucking incredible you are! This writing is suburb. Stephanie Meyer herself would be jealous of your superior poetry!
Romeo: Wow! Stephanie Meyer! You really think so? She is one of my heroes!
Max: Oh my god you're serious. You are the most gullible little idiot I have ever had the pleasure of working with, Walter. Lets not even get into your awful, awful tastes in entertainment.
Romeo:....You know, Max. I contacted you in the first place because I am a big fan of yours.
Max: Well, fuck. Now I'm depressed.
Romeo: I also really like Jeph Loeb.
Max: Fuck you.