Issue 308
Dear Doctorcops fan(s),
Allow me to apologize for the extended delay. I am very sorry. Now allow me to explain/make up excuses. At first I just didn’t know where to go with the Daredoctor episode. I mean, logically, i guess it would just follow the plot for the Daredevil movie. but. like. With doctor stuff. But it was too stupid to even fathom- plus i wasn’t copy/pasting almost at all. Which makes the whole process more difficult and irritating for me (not to mention being completely absurd). Copy/pasting is not just a lazy tactic, you see, but it is also “the joke.” If I have to explain it then it won’t be funny- so if you think it is just a lazy tactic (note the italics) then go ahead and watch a few episodes of two or three doctor and/or cop shows of your choice and get back to me. Then you will understand. ANYWAY. Thats 2 explainations/excuses. Explascuses if you will. Let’s get to the big one. You may have seen in the news recently that the Philadelpia area experienced some flooding due to Hurricane Irene and Tropical Storm Lee. Yes. Well. That is my area. While my house was not quite entirely under water- we did wake up one morning to about half an inch of water covering the first floor. So for the past two weeks or so we have been fixing the place up. I was not sure if I could start DoctorCops up again after such a long delay. I was thinking about ways to get back on track and I came up with a few ideas. You may notice less detail in color during the interlude segments. Also you may notice the interlude segments start to blend in with Walters Doctorcops M.D. script pages. And of course- the triumphant return of copy/pasting (in the script segments at least). I’ll sort of be glazing over the rest of this episode in order to get back to a good place for the comic. For those of you who were totally syched to see the Daredoctor plot play out, I apologize and I urge you to just watch the Daredevil movie and use your imagination to picture a lab coat and stethoscope on Ben. And uh…tape a picture of Nicholas Cage in the corner of your screen. In fact- that last part sounds like an excellent idea and I urge you all to try that with every movie from now on forever. And without further ado- Doctorcops Issue 308.
Love,
Andrew
MAXmail
Victoria: Max. You're drunk. Go to bed and we can talk about this in the morning when you are feeling better. Don't worry, Walter, you aren't fired. Just send me the rest of the script to my private email on the back of my card.
Romeo: Um...ok. I hope you feel better, Max.
Max: FUCK YOU WWALTER YYO STUPID SHIT YOU ARE SO FIRED AND VICTORIWEA YUO ARE TTOO WE WOTN TALK ABOTU THIS UIS TH
Victoria: Um.
Max: I DID NOT MEAN TO HIT SEND YET! IAM GOINGITO GO TIO SLEOPP NOW! JUST REMNENEBERT WHAT ISAID ANFD ALSO FUCKW YOU./
Victoria: Okay, Max.