Issue204
MAXmail
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Max: Jesus Christ, you want me to get Johnny Depp and Tim Burton now, too? And whats with not even giving some characters names? First Detective Doctor Jessica Alba and now Doctor Johnny Depp? Why not give them names? It's not like you put much thought into the stupid names you gave the other characters.
Romeo: Well...I don't know why they don't have names, really? Or, just like..I don't know. It's like, I have a reason, but I'm not sure what it is exactly. Or I can't put it to words. The other names just called out to me. I looked at my drawings and thought of the actors personalities and the names just struck me. But with Jessica Alba and Johnny Depp it's like those were the only names that any of their characters inspired in me. I can't explain it.
Max: Ha! It's because they always play the same roles, Walter. They are extremely unoriginal. Well, all of the shitty actors you like are unoriginal and play the same roles over and over- but the others have stupid action roles and thus inspired stupid action names. That's pretty funny. Somewhere deep down even you recognize their lack of talent. Moving on. Not even going to bother questioning the scissor hands, idiot fans will love it, I'm sure. One thing they probably won't get though is the only part of any of this fucking series that makes any sense. The mortician is a doctor. And JUST a doctor. That makes sense. That is realistic. And it will cause the stupid ass holes who are going to watch this shit to be pretty disappointed. Make him Detective Doctor Depp.
Romeo: Well...I don't know why they don't have names, really? Or, just like..I don't know. It's like, I have a reason, but I'm not sure what it is exactly. Or I can't put it to words. The other names just called out to me. I looked at my drawings and thought of the actors personalities and the names just struck me. But with Jessica Alba and Johnny Depp it's like those were the only names that any of their characters inspired in me. I can't explain it.
Max: Ha! It's because they always play the same roles, Walter. They are extremely unoriginal. Well, all of the shitty actors you like are unoriginal and play the same roles over and over- but the others have stupid action roles and thus inspired stupid action names. That's pretty funny. Somewhere deep down even you recognize their lack of talent. Moving on. Not even going to bother questioning the scissor hands, idiot fans will love it, I'm sure. One thing they probably won't get though is the only part of any of this fucking series that makes any sense. The mortician is a doctor. And JUST a doctor. That makes sense. That is realistic. And it will cause the stupid ass holes who are going to watch this shit to be pretty disappointed. Make him Detective Doctor Depp.