Interlude
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Max: Ugh. And Thus ends episode 1. I am going to start preparing to produce this bullshit. In the meantime there are a few changes I would like you to make to the future scripts. They don't need to be so long. Really the less you provide, the better. A lot of the scripts I work with for Medical/Cop/Procedural drama are very minimal, some even as short as a single page per episode. Include the crime and/or patient, the pieces of the puzzle that lead to the case being solved, and any other relationship/subplot progression scenes that you want included, the rest pretty much entirely writes itself. Since you have an extremely stupid brain, these directions may be difficult to follow. Allow me to simplify this as much as possible. Take out the middle stuff. Questioning the witnesses and gathering the team and all that bullshit. I got the idea. I know how this works. Fucking everyone knows how this works (clearly). Just draw your dumb ass pictures of the guests and of the episodes plot, however retarded it may be, and skip all the establishing shots and plot development. Get it? Introduction. Sexplosions. Ending. That's all I need out of you. This will also let you get these episodes out a lot quicker. Hurry the fuck up and don't make me regret this more than I already do. Congratulations, Walter, you are officially a television writer. May God have mercy on my soul.