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Max: Oh Dear God I am in for a treat here, aren't I ? Well...Romeo...your idea here, this...heh...Doctor Cops..Its complete shit. It's awful. I am astounded by the awfulness of this heap of shit you have sent me. Wow. Its so awful that I am entertained. At first I thought this was a joke, but as I read on I realized that this, unfortunately, was not the case. You are a moron. Combining Doctor shows and cops shows hasn't been done before because it is a stupid senseless idea. Out of morbid curiosity I actually read your entire shitty episode (which is an opportunity that most idiots who send me scripts do not get). And after finishing it I realized two things. Number 1: Critics, and anyone with a brain, would hate this show. They would realize how incredibly terrible it is and they would never watch it. They would even hate those who DO watch it. This show would be the most terrible piece of shit ever produced (Yes, even worse than all of the shit on MTV). And Number Two: This show would most likely be incredibly successful. A conundrum, I know. And yet that is the kind of shit I deal with every day. The public is full of morons like you. And Morons, i.e. The general fat assed Tv watching pubic, Will eat this shit up. That's right, Walter, I am going to produce your incredibly shitty show. It will kill me a little bit on the inside, but I am really going to do it. But I want you to know a few things first. Number one: I hate your show and I hate you. Number two: There is no fucking way in hell I am going to call you Romeo T. Magnum. My god. Where did you come up with that one? Number 3: You really think we are going to get the actors you have requested? Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, fucking Kanye West? He isn't even an actor for christ sake. And you like these idiots? They all suck. You have no taste or talent whatsoever. Make that thing number 4 I guess. Number 5: Fuck you, Walter. Fuck you so hard. I hate you so goddamn much for this.
1. anxiously await your next episode. Send it to me asap. ...Ill see about pulling some strings to get Nick Cage. In the meantime I suppose I will offer some critique on Doctorcops on a page by page basis.
Max.
Romeo: WOW! You mean it you will really produce my show?? Oh boy, thank you so much Mr.King! I um...I dont really know how to respond to the rest of your email, however. I hope that you will come around and learn to like my show, I really do think it is great and I will do that best I can to make it terrific. Don't worry, Mr. King, I'm sure you will like it by the time it makes it to the screen! Oh boy I can't believe this is happening! I am sooooo excited!
Romeo.
1. anxiously await your next episode. Send it to me asap. ...Ill see about pulling some strings to get Nick Cage. In the meantime I suppose I will offer some critique on Doctorcops on a page by page basis.
Max.
Romeo: WOW! You mean it you will really produce my show?? Oh boy, thank you so much Mr.King! I um...I dont really know how to respond to the rest of your email, however. I hope that you will come around and learn to like my show, I really do think it is great and I will do that best I can to make it terrific. Don't worry, Mr. King, I'm sure you will like it by the time it makes it to the screen! Oh boy I can't believe this is happening! I am sooooo excited!
Romeo.