Issue818
MAXmail
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Max: Four things...
Victoria:(Private Message) Just four?
Max: One. Where the hell was she hiding all those scalpels? She was kidnapped and only just now thought to pull out her many many scalpels?
Max: Two. Why is Doctorvigilate a thing? I have come to accept that Doctorcop is a thing. But in the world of Doctorcops, why is Doctorvigilate also an accepted term?
Max: Three. Why the fuck is calling people "Commies," in your mind, the telling symptom of dementia?
Max: And four. What the fuck are super-doctor-abilities!?!? And why couldn't he just use them on Jack Reacher-Round earlier? And does he always have super-doctor-abilities? Is he just the BEST doctor? Or does he only have access to his super doctor abilities when he is in his stupid ass Daredoctor costume?
Victoria: (Private Message) Don't call it stupid ass. You'll hurt his feelings.
Romeo: Well. 1. I don't know. Shes a super hero, i didn't really think about it.
Max: Wait wait! Five. Five things.
Max: Five. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO SHE IS?!?!? SERIOUSLY!?!?!? SHES STILL WEARING HER GLASSES OVER HER RIDICULOUS MASK THAT ONLY COVERS HER FOREHEAD ANYWAY!!! UUUUUUGH!!!
Victoria: (Private Message) There it is.
Romeo: Uhh...do you want me to keep answering in order? Or answer number five? Orrr???
Max: No. Fuck it. Don't answer any of them. I don't care.
Victoria: Actually I'm pretty interested in the answer to the third question. Why do they call people Commies?
Romeo: Well my Grandpa had dementia and he called everyone Commies. I thought it was a dementia thing.
Victoria: Okay. And you didn't think to research it a little?
Romeo: Max told me not to do any research.
Victoria: Ah.
Max: Damn skippy! Next Issue, please!
Victoria:(Private Message) Just four?
Max: One. Where the hell was she hiding all those scalpels? She was kidnapped and only just now thought to pull out her many many scalpels?
Max: Two. Why is Doctorvigilate a thing? I have come to accept that Doctorcop is a thing. But in the world of Doctorcops, why is Doctorvigilate also an accepted term?
Max: Three. Why the fuck is calling people "Commies," in your mind, the telling symptom of dementia?
Max: And four. What the fuck are super-doctor-abilities!?!? And why couldn't he just use them on Jack Reacher-Round earlier? And does he always have super-doctor-abilities? Is he just the BEST doctor? Or does he only have access to his super doctor abilities when he is in his stupid ass Daredoctor costume?
Victoria: (Private Message) Don't call it stupid ass. You'll hurt his feelings.
Romeo: Well. 1. I don't know. Shes a super hero, i didn't really think about it.
Max: Wait wait! Five. Five things.
Max: Five. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO SHE IS?!?!? SERIOUSLY!?!?!? SHES STILL WEARING HER GLASSES OVER HER RIDICULOUS MASK THAT ONLY COVERS HER FOREHEAD ANYWAY!!! UUUUUUGH!!!
Victoria: (Private Message) There it is.
Romeo: Uhh...do you want me to keep answering in order? Or answer number five? Orrr???
Max: No. Fuck it. Don't answer any of them. I don't care.
Victoria: Actually I'm pretty interested in the answer to the third question. Why do they call people Commies?
Romeo: Well my Grandpa had dementia and he called everyone Commies. I thought it was a dementia thing.
Victoria: Okay. And you didn't think to research it a little?
Romeo: Max told me not to do any research.
Victoria: Ah.
Max: Damn skippy! Next Issue, please!