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Max: So I could choose to acknowledge the over used cop drama trope you just employed, but instead let's get back to that thing about Tom Cruise being the devil.
Romeo: Okay. What about it?
Max: Why do you think that Tom Cruise is the devil?
Romeo: He worships false gods and aliens and demons and stuff. My mom said so.
Max: Ah. Okay then. And uh...if you don't mind my asking. What church exactly do you and your mom belong to?
Romeo: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, of course!
Max: Of course.
Romeo: Okay. What about it?
Max: Why do you think that Tom Cruise is the devil?
Romeo: He worships false gods and aliens and demons and stuff. My mom said so.
Max: Ah. Okay then. And uh...if you don't mind my asking. What church exactly do you and your mom belong to?
Romeo: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, of course!
Max: Of course.