MAXmail
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Max: Whooooa! What the fuck is this? Did you watch Argo and all of a sudden you can fucking write well? How the fuck does that work? Are you just a fucking writing sponge who soaks up all the terrible crap you watch and then regurgitates it? (Okay it’s not a perfect metaphor).
Romeo: Um...I uhh… I don’t know? I think that was still mostly a compliment though. So. Thanks!
Max: No. Fuck you. This is bullshit. You are a goddamned enigma. Maybe you just need someone to feed you good shit to watch and take away your fucking Nicolas Cage greatest hits DVD collection.
Romeo: Oh my god do they really make that!?!?!?
Max: Jesus fuck did you just miss the goddamn point. Just send me the next page and we’ll see how long you can keep this shit up.
Romeo: Um...I uhh… I don’t know? I think that was still mostly a compliment though. So. Thanks!
Max: No. Fuck you. This is bullshit. You are a goddamned enigma. Maybe you just need someone to feed you good shit to watch and take away your fucking Nicolas Cage greatest hits DVD collection.
Romeo: Oh my god do they really make that!?!?!?
Max: Jesus fuck did you just miss the goddamn point. Just send me the next page and we’ll see how long you can keep this shit up.